Singlish Car Reviews

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Wah, new Volvo ah? Jin swee leh!

Ya, very chio hor? This one is call the ES90.

What so special ah?

Special ah. Is EV lor. But is also Volvo first EV sedan. Before that their EV is all SUV one.

Sedan ah. But like a bit tall leh.

Ya lah. Is also not like, really sedan sedan lah. The boot also open like hatchback like that. But the boot big lah, can put big bag also.

But okay lah, the look still quite swee what. The design like quite satki leh. People see you they will siam. Or at least say “wah”.

I also say wah. The car quite big hor.

Ya lor. The car like over 5 metre long leh. Parking also a bit stress lah. Lucky got the 360 camera, if not sure jialat one.

But big is good mah, no meh?

Good is good lah. Is means inside got a lot of space lor. You sit the back seat, wah lau eh, so much space ah. You long like giraffe also got enough room ah.

The only thing is the roof a bit low lah, so your head maybe will kena the roof a bit. And the back window also a bit small lah, so when reverse a bit hard to see also. But if you put down the centre seat should be no problem lah.

Wah seh. Steady leh. Still got what ah?

You see the screen vertical one, like your handphone. The OS also Google one, so you use Google Map no problem. Volvo is like that lah, very easy, very straightforward, no headache one.

But you also see the material, got wood, got leather, got fancy glass. Jin high class wor. But also not the sibeh obiang type. Is like you go Ikea buy the very expensive furniture, very high quality but not the hao lian kind.

Then if you want to listen music, the sound system sibeh power also. The system brand Bowers & Wilkins, got 25 speaker wor. And something call Abbey Road Studios Mode. I dunno means what lah, I think something related to Beatles one. But really machiam like in recording studio like that.

Wow, shiok sia!

Ya man. But I think when driving even more shiok. The car is sibeh comfortable, sibeh song. Go Malaysia no problem, confirm not shag.

This car top spec Ultra version, got air suspension. Go over hump ah like machiam not there like that.

Then some more EV, no noise, sibeh quiet. Better than BM or Merc. Almost like Rolls-Royce, no joke.

Wah, like a good leh. Got power or not?

Have lah. This car got 333 horsepower and 480 Newton metre of torque. Don’t play play okay. Is not like those siao kia Tesla with kee siao power lah, but I think good enough lah. You go 0 to 100 about 6.6 seconds, so still quite okay what.

Anyway, this car also not sports car. Is drive to relax one, so just relax lor. You press the accelerator, it will smoothly smoothly go. Just chill bro, take it easy. No need so hiong.

The car also very steady one. Turn is can turn lah, but not much feeling lor. Mostly is just steady pom pi pi, just go only. Won’t anyhow one.

But then, EV leh. Can go far or not?

Can lah. Nowadays EV very zai already what. Full battery Volvo say can go more than 600 plus km. Can drive from Singapore to KL and come back and still no need to charge.

But that one is if you relax relax drive lah. Even if you chiong, maybe can get 500 plus? Still not bad lah, can at least go Malacca and come back.

Wah, like not bad leh. So can buy or not?

Can is can lah. Just that this one maybe a bit expensive lor. Now COE prices so kanasai, so this car selling at around 400k with COE. Can buy HDB flat already.

But if you can afford, is really a nice car lah. Look swee, inside nice, driving also sibeh song. Can recommend lah.